I just swallowed something, help!

[orangeman]

You'll be okay as long as it doesn't get hung up in your colon. If that happens, everytime you drop a turd, the turd will stretch the band and pop you in your colon.

If for some reason it did get hung up on something--which it won't--you'd feel cramps in your gut and the pain would start to feel worse. If that happens, go to the emergency room.

Dude dont fuckin scare me like that, but thanks all, I hope it gets..released xD.

orangeman Reviewed by orangeman on 05-20-2006. I just swallowed something, help! Ok, now in my past I've swallowed pennies..small pieces used for games and gum, but now I got too fuckin stoned. You know how it is when you get stoned and get the munchies? I was chowing down on some food and didnt even realize I had swallowed the band on my teeth until I went to wipe the food off my two front teeth with my tounge and realized it was gone..It's not no where around here and I cant find it so it's obviously in the midst of me satisfying my hunger I ate my band :(. Does anyone Rating: 5

[beachguy in thongs]

The dental rubber bands? It's gonna get caught in your small intestine, orangeman.

[harmonicminor]

You'll be okay as long as it doesn't get hung up in your colon. If that happens, everytime you drop a turd, the turd will stretch the band and pop you in your colon.

or it could shoot out turds like a poop crossbow :dance:

[hahaitsdoogle]

lol how can one be seriously worried about swallowing something smaller than... a fuckin hot tamalee.. :-p no worries man your ganna be fine. ROFL!

[Tom Swierzbinski]

You shat it out yet?

[NextLineIsMine]

if a turd rebounds back into your ass then youll know thats it

[Tmar.aLL.DaYmar]

if a turd rebounds back into your ass then youll know thats it

lol.

but dude dont freak. people swallow those things all the time w/o getting high. i swallowed a few back when i had braces. it wont do anything.

[Pride]

Aw man, I had those in my teeth before I got braces...
THEY HURT LIKE A BITCH!
If anything, weed probably helps you withstand the pain. But you could take pills to stop the pain anyway.

Lol, you're mad paranoid man! That shits so small, how the fuck can it get caught in anything? No matter how big or smal it is, NOTHING WILL HAPPEN!

I repeat. YOU ARE FINE AND NOTHING WILL HAPPEN!
I've swallowed one before back then. Don't fuckin' worry man.

You're just ruining your high, go chill and listen to music or something, sheesh.

[Hempamasta]

You'll be fine man, it'll be passed naturally when you go to the bathroom. It's soft, so you don't have to worry about it messing you up "down there".

[wild1]

you are scared because u swallowed your rubber bands?? your chances of digesting it successfully are probably 99.9999%. you wanna hear something crazy.. i swallowed a tack once. of course i was stoned and my ex gf was sitting on my bed and iwas hanging up this poster and i was lookin up at her on the floor asking for a kiss with the pin sticking out of my lips. (it wasnt a thumbtack either it was one of this ones with the long hourglass shaped plastic piece) anyways she was being a bitch and wouldnt give me a kiss so i stood up to put the other tack in.. and as soon as i stood up it landed in the back of my throat. so i tried and tried to cough it up, and i couldnt so i was like fuck it, and ran upstairs, chugged some water and swallowed it. i think that was the closest ive ever been to seriously harming any of my internal organs. i was xrayed that nite at the hospital and you could see hte pin it was like about as long as 2cm maybe even shorter. within 3 days i went back for another xray and it was gone. and no i didnt feel it coming out LoL. and i didnt search through my shit to find it. LoL