i once jumped into a pool



































it was only 2 feet deep.


i still have a huge scar on BOTH of my feet. i was like weee *splash* AHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!! and i looked down and all i could see was red water. this was while i was on vacation down in phoenix AZ. i was some pimp shit baby. i got a 4 star hotel for $25 a night, i rented a brand new 2005 mustang, i was street racing all the thugs down in the ghetto. damn, that was awesome. i cant wait to do it again.....except the stupid foot thing.

i also put a few holes in the wall because i shook the bed so much when i was banging the shit out of my g/f