Haha 1:00am its going down..

[ChronicMike]

this kid who will remain unamed, because this kid doesnt deserve a name...this kid breaks into peoples houses not because he poor and desperate but because he needs thrills....he robbed me and my friends house, well he fucked up because were both crazy...
he just bought a new car....muahaha
Slashed tires
egged
spraypainted
pieces of bologna all over
potato in the tailpipe
and whatever i can think of by tonight...

its over preppy bitch.
were still gonna beat his ass
but this is the appetizer
and if he retaliates
then hes gonna start a war
that he doesnt want..


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ChronicMike Reviewed by ChronicMike on 05-19-2006. Haha 1:00am its going down.. this kid who will remain unamed, because this kid doesnt deserve a name...this kid breaks into peoples houses not because he poor and desperate but because he needs thrills....he robbed me and my friends house, well he fucked up because were both crazy... he just bought a new car....muahaha Slashed tires egged spraypainted pieces of bologna all over potato in the tailpipe and whatever i can think of by tonight... its over preppy bitch. Rating: 5

[orangeman]

Dude fuck that, kick his fuckin teeth out and make him go in the office and steal some dentures lol.

[friendowl]

can i make a suggestion

[ChronicMike]

can i make a suggestion

yeah.

[friendowl]

if you go to the camping store
and buy or not buy some stuff
they got for starting fires without matches
its a lil piece of metal and you scrape it with a knife
as you scrape you get shavings.scrape for hours till you get a nice pile
of shavings like a cup full.
when you add a spark to the shavings it will ignite and create this
flame that burns very very hot.its not a fire but more like heat
and it will burn thru his engine if you put it on his hood.
or
you could just punch him on the chin like 4 times for stealing your shit

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

Oh man...

Good luck!

[alexisonfire xo]

if you go to the camping store
and buy or not buy some stuff
they got for starting fires without matches
its a lil piece of metal and you scrape it with a knife
as you scrape you get shavings.scrape for hours till you get a nice pile
of shavings like a cup full.
when you add a spark to the shavings it will ignite and create this
flame that burns very very hot.its not a fire but more like heat
and it will burn thru his engine if you put it on his hood.
or
you could just punch him on the chin like 4 times for stealing your shit

That seems a little harsh.

[geonagual]

Just run up and jump on top of him and start wailing till he cries for his momma. Vandalism is sure to get you some time in the hoosgow and some restitution

[friendowl]

jail is a definite possibility for paybacks but
"this kid breaks into peoples houses not because he poor and desperate but because he needs thrills....he robbed me and my friends house"

[da haze meister]

if you go to the camping store
and buy or not buy some stuff
they got for starting fires without matches
its a lil piece of metal and you scrape it with a knife
as you scrape you get shavings.scrape for hours till you get a nice pile
of shavings like a cup full.
when you add a spark to the shavings it will ignite and create this
flame that burns very very hot.its not a fire but more like heat
and it will burn thru his engine if you put it on his hood.
or
you could just punch him on the chin like 4 times for stealing your shit

well...
that is aluminum shavings
not thermite
which is iron oxide
it burns pretty hot and bright
enuf to fuck up leather and plastic
but its not hot enuf to melt metal




my suggestions are
get big firecrackers... like m80s or cherry bombs... and jsut place them in all the crevasses around his car
under the door handles
tailpipe
near the license plate
etc etc

then take motor oil (used drained from his car preferably) and put it all over the tailpipe
then use rubbing alcohol or grain alcohol... highest percentage u can get... and put it all over the car... let it sit for amin... to strip the paint, and light it
make sure its not by any buildings or any dwellings cause that shit burns bright and it will probly end up exploding
key the fuck out of it
deflate his tires and fill them with sand or soemthin... he will have to get new ones
rip his muffler off, take all the shit out and bust out a window and fill the car with it
he will never want to get in that car again
fill his tailpipe with sand then cap it with a cap glued to the end
make small holes in the window with a BB gun or gun, so it doesnt look bad until it starts whistling
rip off his wipers
pry off the hood and take the engine... just saw off the supports and wires and fuel lines and shit
and if its front wheel drive four banger
you and a few buddies can rip that right out
assuming its a fairly nice car
you could easily damage it to the point that the insurance comp declares it totaled
lastly... i dont condone stray bullets so be careful... put about a hundred bullets in the engine compartment
chances are that will never work again
happy hunting