All I can say is, "What Jewish person in their right mind would spend a SECOND in Iran?"

I mean, Iran's clerics are just one step above the Taliban on the nutty-meter. Ever since the radicals in 1979 took power, I would have thought Iranian Jews (wow, what a weird combination) would have gotten the hell out of there in no time! Yet, 27 years later, there are still 25,000 Jews in Iran? That's fucking stupid!

Shit, I'd move out of my country in a second if I was a member of any group that has suffered systematic persecution for thousands of years, if a cabal of my enemies gained total control of the country. To stick around is nuts! Hell, I'd risk my life to leave the country illegally.