Yaaas random thread.
It actually made me laugh, I like the simplicity of it

Bite me.

Anyway since we're being random, here's a scottish joke I bet none of ya can understand muhahahaha
(unless your Scottish of course....)

Wee Glesca wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just
came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his
rear end aimed at an electric fire.
The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer
Ayrshire bacon?"
Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's Ah'm heatin'."

**everyone goes silent**

If anyone would like a translation, please ask

:upsidedow