I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA.....

[1212awwaww]

Wee Glesca wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just
came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his
rear end aimed at an electric fire.
The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer
Ayrshire bacon?"
Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's Ah'm heatin'."
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Little Glasgow woman goes into a butcher shop, where the butcher has just came out the freezer and is standing with his hands behind his back, with his bum aimed at the electric fire.
The little woman checks out the display, then asks 'Is that your Ayrshire Bacon?
'No' replies the butcher 'Its just my hands Im heating'

(he thought she said 'is that yer arse you're baking)
Guess its only funny if you understand the original
Sorry

Cracker :dance: .makes it funnyer cause no one laughed. but your not alone, i could read it fine :thumbsup:

[minnesota man]

Hey del..., I'm sorry for this rude thread. Maybe my ignorant grammer makes you fell better?

Sensiride--You still got it.:thumbsup:
-mm