i wish i had a tail, i would use it as like some super long kinky sex toy. put what about when you wanted to ride a bicycle, or a roller coaster. it would get in the way to mutch, the bad easily outweighs the good.
Cooler Then Jesus Reviewed by Cooler Then Jesus on . why the fuck! why the FUCK do animals have tails. Lmao, they're funny as fuck, and they're hard as hell ;) But why the fuck are they there.. and why the hell do we have tail bones? wtf is all that about! I mean, if these fucking things had any use we should of found out by now! But mybe we used to be dogs? if we have tail bones, unless monkeys have tails... i can't remember. But hell, i dunno which i rather be. A monkey or a dog, proberly a monkey cuz i dont fancy being owned by someone and shittin in Rating: 5