oi Mary,

just 2 days ago, i was walking with about 10 different kids through the park, and my freind had his little 9 year old bro with him named Lalo (mex.) and it was about 9 pm at night. a guy pulls up next to us in a white car, and gets out, walks behind us about 10 feet back for like 30 feet, and lalo was laggin behind a bit, i sparka cig, i turn around, lo and behold, that sicko was walkin right next to lalo. me and my freind Gabriel (lalo`s bro)heard him say to lalo "do you know how to get to the freeway from here? i can drop you off at home, whats your name?" so i walk up to them, grab lalo, push him behind me, he falls on the groun, starts crying, then i look at the pedo and said "Hes not going anywhere with you you sick fuck" and then gabe grabs lalo and passes him over to my girl freind, who is freaking out, she takes lalo, puts him under her hoodie and they start to walk away. then the fun starts, i am a pretty big kid for being only 14 almost 15, and gabriel is 15, and jake was there, hes 14, and then Phil, hes 14. they all walk over to me, the pedo is still standin there out of amazment, maybe he thinks one of us is gunn talk to him or something, they all walk up be hind me and i say "you just jumped into a pool full of pirahnas you sick mother fucker" he says "i was just trying to get home, ill never do this again!" and he turns around, we follow him back to his car (some crappy like 1980 toyota or some POS) and he gets in, gabe kicks his rear fender leaving a prrreeety hefty dent in it and insults him in spanish. then the mother fucker backs out, and drives twords us pretending like hes gunna run us over. we just stood there, like a game of chicken, sure enough, he didnt have the balls. we go back to my house and i hop on the net and try and find sex offenders list or something, couldn`t find anything though =(
Cooler Then Jesus Reviewed by Cooler Then Jesus on . Ok, I need some advice... And this is kinda serious, but I thought my openminded stoner friends might be able to give me some insight... A restaurant down the street from me is run by a very lovely Greek couple, who take their baby to work with them almost everyday. He's probably about 6 months old... anyway, we were there on Mother's Day when I noticed a guy working there who looked VERY familiar. Turns out I saw him on the FL sex offender registry. I looked at his history, and he's under Supervision and has been Rating: 5