Take your shirt off when you smoke too.

What I do is use rediculously small pipes to smoke with that produces very little smoke and I do it while my head is literally out the window nearly the whole time.

The best method is to buy a 5 dolla cig pipe. It's a pipe shaped/disguised like a cigarette so you can pretty much guess how small it is.
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The only bad thing is that you can only fit a pinky nail's worth of weed in there (cause I think the thing was made to hold burning roaches but not sure yet I can't even fit a small as hell joint in there so, dunno) You can only get a single hit out of it and a second hit will just leave ashes in your mouth so you're better off blowing finished weed out the pipe after one hit. The hits are extremely small and impossible to cough and impossible to have any changes in your eyes (red eyes, etc). I used this for a one hitter an hour before my gf came over (I did this two times) and she never knew a thing and she's very anti-weed and can also sense if someone near the dorm has smoked up and smell it from far away. That's how good a cig pipe is.

It's really worth buying though and can fool people when used outside. Just remember that they can notice that your 'cig' isn't burning. They'll be thinking of the burning bush from the Moses story, lol!

Though what I like to use that can hold a (small) bowl is a really small pipe almost half the length of a cig and has a lid that can cover the bowl on top.
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To use perfectly- take a hit and while you are inhaling, cover the bowl with the lid and then take your thumb and cover the mouth piece so no smoke escapes. This will also put out the fire in the weed therefore saving it, and will seriously conserve it. Since it's so small, you can probably fit it on the palm of your hand and therefore clench your hand into a fist with the pipe inside and no smell will escape and there will also be no sight of the pipe too. You'll definetly get a lot of smoke in your mouth unlike the cig pipe, so if you really wanna be super cautious, then just take small hits. Remember to quickly shut the bowl. Don't do it after you release it from your mouth, you have to do it while you are still inhaling. Just wait until you are almost done inhaling and quickly shut it cause if you don't, then smoke will escape. If done correctly, the only smoke that will EXIST at all is the smoke in your mouth. Stick your head out the window and blow. Make sure there's no wind (can be tricky).

The size of these pipes make easy to hide. I like to wrap em in dryer sheets to cover the smell and it works great.

-Smoke safe
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