if a bird shits on me, he better just keep on flying, cause if he lands, i am already running to get the Airsoft BB gun, and hes got a death wish.
Cooler Then Jesus Reviewed by Cooler Then Jesus on . hit by bird shit when was the last time you were a taget for a passing bird i was strolling along the beach looking all hard and cool just looking at all the ladies when i felt a hot warm shower from above.it was a hot yellow/brown liquid and it was on my shoulders and aem.fucking disgusting but i just kept walking like it wasnt no thing then jumped in the 57 degree water to shrivel my nuts and clean up Rating: 5