lol.

I was standing next to the news reporter, Geraldo Rivera in Phoenix.
He was getting ready to do a news story. I was wearing a shirt and tie. Someone scared a dozen pigeons on the nearby building. As they flew over I got nailed with a big one right across the top of my head, face and shirt. Geraldo Rivera thought that was pretty funny.
Ganjasaurusrex Reviewed by Ganjasaurusrex on . hit by bird shit when was the last time you were a taget for a passing bird i was strolling along the beach looking all hard and cool just looking at all the ladies when i felt a hot warm shower from above.it was a hot yellow/brown liquid and it was on my shoulders and aem.fucking disgusting but i just kept walking like it wasnt no thing then jumped in the 57 degree water to shrivel my nuts and clean up Rating: 5