LOL, too funny. I never have been caught by bird shit. Although, my car seems to attract it everytime I wash the damn thing. Without fail...2-4 hours later...SPLAT!!
Big Calhoun Reviewed by Big Calhoun on . hit by bird shit when was the last time you were a taget for a passing bird i was strolling along the beach looking all hard and cool just looking at all the ladies when i felt a hot warm shower from above.it was a hot yellow/brown liquid and it was on my shoulders and aem.fucking disgusting but i just kept walking like it wasnt no thing then jumped in the 57 degree water to shrivel my nuts and clean up Rating: 5