LOL at this thread
when I think of bird shit, I think lf the scene in Con Air
when the old bald guys car gets bird shit on his windshield right after he washed it.
then right after he cleans his window. A dead black guy comes crashing through his windshield from being pushed out of an airplane. That movie is funny. Nicolas Cage's accent is hideous. It has alot of good characters.
geonagual Reviewed by geonagual on . hit by bird shit when was the last time you were a taget for a passing bird i was strolling along the beach looking all hard and cool just looking at all the ladies when i felt a hot warm shower from above.it was a hot yellow/brown liquid and it was on my shoulders and aem.fucking disgusting but i just kept walking like it wasnt no thing then jumped in the 57 degree water to shrivel my nuts and clean up Rating: 5