hit by bird shit

[friendowl]

when was the last time you were a taget for a passing bird
i was strolling along the beach looking all hard and cool
just looking at all the ladies when i felt a hot warm shower
from above.it was a hot yellow/brown liquid and it was on
my shoulders and aem.fucking disgusting
but i just kept walking like it wasnt no thing
then jumped in the 57 degree water to shrivel my nuts and clean up

friendowl Reviewed by friendowl on 05-18-2006. hit by bird shit when was the last time you were a taget for a passing bird i was strolling along the beach looking all hard and cool just looking at all the ladies when i felt a hot warm shower from above.it was a hot yellow/brown liquid and it was on my shoulders and aem.fucking disgusting but i just kept walking like it wasnt no thing then jumped in the 57 degree water to shrivel my nuts and clean up Rating: 5