jobs where you shouldn't smoke up?

[insanity]

i am suprised nobody said a petrol station!, i had a plan once to dance around a petrol station with a jerry can full of water, and pour it everywhere screaming, then get out matches and pretend to light the fake petrol. Then i realise that was a really stupid thing to do.

I work at a gas station (in Oregon, we are not allowed to pump our own gas), and the only way any of the people there can manage to not die of boredom is to be really blazed.

Jobs not to smoke at:
Surgeon, Pilot, SCUBA Diver, Quarter Back.