kif collecter

[Devin Sticky Bud]

i like kif more than anyother thing...i like it cause you can snort it and smoke it and parachute it....but my kif dealer has moved outta town....OOOH NOOO!!...lol...so i cant get my own...does anybody know how i can make a kif collecter...please help im desperate...and cheap...im 16 so i cant go to a head shop but i might just end up gettin someone else to go for me...but thats not the point...please ppl help me out

Devin Sticky Bud Reviewed by Devin Sticky Bud on 05-18-2006. kif collecter i like kif more than anyother thing...i like it cause you can snort it and smoke it and parachute it....but my kif dealer has moved outta town....OOOH NOOO!!...lol...so i cant get my own...does anybody know how i can make a kif collecter...please help im desperate...and cheap...im 16 so i cant go to a head shop but i might just end up gettin someone else to go for me...but thats not the point...please ppl help me out:confused: Rating: 5

[VA KID]

Due 2 being 16 I can't help u. O by the way r u a narc? Do u like older guys? /
*cat purs*

[Devin Sticky Bud]

???im a guy...but thats not the point...im 16 sooo what ...im just askin for a little kif help come-on ppl....my parents ont care so y should you

[slipknotpsycho]

???im a guy...but thats not the point...im 16 sooo what ...im just askin for a little kif help come-on ppl....my parents ont care so y should you

if they don't care tell them to buy you one off the net...

[Devin Sticky Bud]

no its not like that...they dont care but they dont wanna help me do stuff...they dont care as long as i dont do it at the house or have alot on me at the house...

[skarz]

no its not like that...they dont care but they dont wanna help me do stuff...they dont care as long as i dont do it at the house or have alot on me at the house...

Hahahaha... the more you talk the less i want to help

[sirsmokesalot]

man, in the future simply just post your question.

i gurantee you will get a much better response when you dont sound like another teenager. weve all been there, i am there, an know how it is, so theres no need to bring out the pity guns. well help you out anyways.

maybe im feeling nice enough to tell you how to collect your kif but first 2 brief retorical questions.

1. Obviously you have weed, or you wouldnt be looking how to make kif. Heres a thought, SMOKE SOME WEED. according to scientists, weed gets you high. and everyone knows you cant be wrong and be a scientist at the same time.

2. why the crack-headed fiend attitude for kif? i love kif to, but i dont know if i would suck dick for it.

but you want to know how to make a kif box, ill tell you how.

buy a silkscreen. these screens usually are the right size to properly filter your resin or kif from your bud.

take a cigar box, or some kind of box, and simply nail the screen onto the opening of the box. your going to have to remove it eventually, so dont hardcore nail it.

its that simple. just improvise.

now if you are hardcore harvesting kif, then heres what you do. break up your bud into chunks, not completely now not what you would smoke, but largest chunks.
now throw your bud in the freezer awhile. this will make the trichomes brittle and fall off your bud easier.
take out your bud by the small handfulls, and break it up by hand over the screen, dropping it slowly on the screen.
tap the screen or shake the screen but do not press or grind the bud against the screen.
after you are done there should be a good amount of kif under the screen, gather it up an smoke it.

by the way, im willing to bet that snorting and parachuting kif doesnt do anything. your just....trippin for lack of a better word.

calm it down man...

[S i k]

you can use the same bag for weed over and over and it will eventually collect kif at the bottom, thats what i do =|

[Eshelmen]

isnt it called keef?

[slipknotpsycho]

isnt it called keef?

no actually it's kief.. or keif depending on whether or not drug terms are subjective to the i before e shit..