Ride or Die Rat:peace offering?

[JakeTheCorgi]

I bought my girlfriend two 'fancy' rats for christmas....simone and maya....anyway long ass story short.....simone (has been nicknamed 'double R') has gone renegade, escaped the cage and has embedded herself under the cabinets in the kitchen and in the netherregions of the couch. girlfriend wont let me kill it....its too smart to be taken alive....anyway as if the other acts of terrorism werent enough (leaving decomposing snakes in the living room, destroying a new couch, biting the dogs) it stole two dimes of 'hard to get' in the middle of a nasty dry spell (it didnt eat them..... it literally stole the bag and everything). This was something like two months ago. three days ago i found an empty dime bag left in the middle of the floor with the guts chewed out......today i find another...with the two month old weed still in it....also with the bag chewed.

Now heres my dilema, I know the rat sampled the weed, I know i wanna smoke that weed.......what do I do?

JakeTheCorgi Reviewed by JakeTheCorgi on 05-17-2006. Ride or Die Rat:peace offering? I bought my girlfriend two 'fancy' rats for christmas....simone and maya....anyway long ass story short.....simone (has been nicknamed 'double R') has gone renegade, escaped the cage and has embedded herself under the cabinets in the kitchen and in the netherregions of the couch. girlfriend wont let me kill it....its too smart to be taken alive....anyway as if the other acts of terrorism werent enough (leaving decomposing snakes in the living room, destroying a new couch, biting the dogs) it Rating: 5

[friendowl]

tell your girl to take a trip for a few hours
smoke that weed and drink a forty
get a hammer and a cat
team up with the cat and start searching

[halo]

Buy a cat. Buy rat traps. Buy a paintball or airsoft gun and wait for it to come out. Then BAM!!!

[kr0nik mike]

just blow some smoke into the area which that rat is. I have 2 rats currently (Misty and Snowdrop) and I used to have another (Hazy, short for purple haze because I died it purple, and dont worry I made sure the dye would not harm the rat b4 i died it) Anyway I get my rats high all the time and they love it, it also really calms them down and they will become very content and playful...long story short it should come out and may let you catch it!

[Cooler Then Jesus]

with a full auto airsoft rifle, 400 FPS bb speed. i killed 4 rats in one day (with the help of my feline companion, cookie :|)

[Cooler Then Jesus]

not to mention, these are some ghetto as rats, they have taken bags of dads tweek (he doesnt know that i know he does it) and they litterally DISAPPEAR, they are so quick and so small.

[GreenEyesRed]

meet Casper... she'll get it for you. :thumbsup:

[Big Calhoun]

.45 caliber shot shells is my favorite method of pest control.