tell your girl to take a trip for a few hours
smoke that weed and drink a forty
get a hammer and a cat
team up with the cat and start searching
friendowl Reviewed by friendowl on . Ride or Die Rat:peace offering? I bought my girlfriend two 'fancy' rats for christmas....simone and maya....anyway long ass story short.....simone (has been nicknamed 'double R') has gone renegade, escaped the cage and has embedded herself under the cabinets in the kitchen and in the netherregions of the couch. girlfriend wont let me kill it....its too smart to be taken alive....anyway as if the other acts of terrorism werent enough (leaving decomposing snakes in the living room, destroying a new couch, biting the dogs) it Rating: 5