I bought my girlfriend two 'fancy' rats for christmas....simone and maya....anyway long ass story short.....simone (has been nicknamed 'double R') has gone renegade, escaped the cage and has embedded herself under the cabinets in the kitchen and in the netherregions of the couch. girlfriend wont let me kill it....its too smart to be taken alive....anyway as if the other acts of terrorism werent enough (leaving decomposing snakes in the living room, destroying a new couch, biting the dogs) it stole two dimes of 'hard to get' in the middle of a nasty dry spell (it didnt eat them..... it literally stole the bag and everything). This was something like two months ago. three days ago i found an empty dime bag left in the middle of the floor with the guts chewed out......today i find another...with the two month old weed still in it....also with the bag chewed.

Now heres my dilema, I know the rat sampled the weed, I know i wanna smoke that weed.......what do I do?
JakeTheCorgi Reviewed by JakeTheCorgi on . Ride or Die Rat:peace offering? I bought my girlfriend two 'fancy' rats for christmas....simone and maya....anyway long ass story short.....simone (has been nicknamed 'double R') has gone renegade, escaped the cage and has embedded herself under the cabinets in the kitchen and in the netherregions of the couch. girlfriend wont let me kill it....its too smart to be taken alive....anyway as if the other acts of terrorism werent enough (leaving decomposing snakes in the living room, destroying a new couch, biting the dogs) it Rating: 5