Did you expect a shroom trip from weed?

Seems like you're tough for a first timer. Try cooking butter and weed together on medium low heat until it's deep green. Then put it on anything and eat it. You'll get super high. You'll even almost get a shroom-like trip if you smoke with it cause it will enhance the effects like crazy. It'll last throughout like half a full day depending on how much you eat/smoke.

Check the recipe section...
Use a gram (3 full bowls worth) for your first time.
I gurantee that much will get the desired effects you seem to be looking for. You won't even have to smoke unless you really want to go far...