Well, the wierdest wasn't one I had. It was actually the first time I experienced a woman squirting. We're in the middle of things and the moans turn into "Oh...ohhhhhh....Ohhhhhhhh" and I'm like, "What's wrong?". So she says she's about to cum and I'm like, "Okayyyyyy?". So right before it happens, she says that it's going to come out and that she's not pissing on me. I'm like, "WTF!?" and just as she says that..........all over me. Wasn't weird, per se, just first time experiencing it.