omg lmfao the title of this just made me remember a dream i had last night.

i had to take a drug teset for school or some shit and it came back and it was like "negative" for all these drugs, then there was a section were it siad "can suck your own dick" and it was positive and i was like WTF and trying to explain that shit to my mom hahah. fucking school drug tests telling me that i'm able to suck my own dick...