Can you suck your own dick?

[HiddenBeauty]

Do you know why clerks was done in black and white?

[orangeman]

hahahaha as I said before I have pictures of me doing it.....lol.....I dont jack off over them or anything...I leave that up to the people who see them....lol
I would post them but I really doubt that anyone reallys wants to see them...LOL and they probably just get deleted or somthing...

Nah it's ok, we dont wanna see , btw you mentioned something about homosexuals and pictures of you performing self-fellatio...I just have a question and please dont be offended but..are you a homosexual?

[Az.]

Nah it's ok, we dont wanna see , btw you mentioned something about homosexuals and pictures of you performing self-fellatio...I just have a question and please dont be offended but..are you a homosexual?

lol no offence taken dude...... no im bi....I have a longterm g/f who I honstly love with all my heart, but she's at uni...I only recently came out to her about my sexuality and explained I wanted to experiment with guys.....so I guess im exploring my gay side......I figure you only live once, might aswell give it a go while im still young....and thankfully she understands.....

And he sucking my own dick part.....I just thought id try it a few weeks ago....and I could.....so I took some pics to show some guys I chat to lmao

sorry for the ramble....:stoned: Some of the shit I say on here is stuff I wouldn't normally tell anyone.....lol....

[Cheery Cherry]

Hell yeah I would lick myself if I could. Why wouldn't I? I expect my partner to lick me and like it!!!!

[TCSparky]

weird you should say that cause im bi and I seem to be the only guy here that thinks it's not gross!

Oops, count me in. If I could, I would. I'm gay and have been able to twist it around once and hide the head.... once, never been able to since.

[TCSparky]

and no.....that wouldn't make him gay anymore than jacking yourself off makes you gay.....

there is more to being gay than fucking and sucking guys!! lol

Your right about that. Hmmmm meet?

[TCSparky]

I can't eat myself out, and I'm not sure I would even if I could... how could that be comfortable??

I agree though, if a guy can and will, that's no indication of him being gay... it's the same as using your hand, IMO.

Ok, then I pose another question. If a straight guy can and does suck his own piece of meat, would he be more or less inclined to do the same for another guy? Don't want to start anything here, just real curious since the topic is up.

[TCSparky]

I supose that a good point. I mean, a straight guy could shag another bloke, but it might not make him gay. I mean, your only gay if your like, in love with another man aint it?

I've never thought of it like that ever before.

Hmmm, interesting point. So, what does make a man gay (not to exclude the women, but most hate is against us guys) Seems like the differences are becomeing diluted here.

[TCSparky]

Nah it's ok, we dont wanna see , btw you mentioned something about homosexuals and pictures of you performing self-fellatio...I just have a question and please dont be offended but..are you a homosexual?

Hey, who's "we" kimosabbe (?) some of us just might need to know what the best position is to try it.

If your not learnin, your forgettin

[OmegaVermelho]

hell yeah, and i dont even need to bend...i have a detachable penis....

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it

But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak

After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis