well one time i got my ass locked up and spent 6 fucking long weeks in prison
i shared this cell with a smackhead and to be honest he was quite a laff
well he got some resin smuggled in on one of his visits and we were like cant wait till lockup tonight only to realise that we dident have one rizla between us we looked around the cell for something to roll it up with couldent find nothing
in the end he pressed the buzer and askes for the prisons holy guy
he turned up and he gave him a bible and said may the lord be with you and some shit we both said thankyou father with big grins on our faces
then he fucked off at about 10 mins after he left we both ripped a center page out of this bible rolled up a joint and stuck it down with the glue off one of our envelopes
it worked wonders and while we were blazing we were laffing our asses off saying shit like we have sinned
lol
cheers all