My Friend is mildly retarded

[halo]

You just smoked some good dank my friend. You have to learn how to relax when you're that high.

halo Reviewed by halo on 05-15-2006. My Friend is mildly retarded Well I hate to admit to this lame story. But, me and my friends were in my basement and he was rolling joints. And before I go on, I have gotten high a lot, enough to know what happened this night was not anywhere near what i get from a marijuana high. Anyways, apparently my friend rolled two of these joints with receipts. (yeah i know) These receipts, had ink on them; like most. So without noticing till midway into the second joint that this was the case. I smoked them. I continued smoking Rating: 5

[heyman]

Paranoia.... it happens

ohh and don't smoke ink bro...

[Tom Swierzbinski]

And whats this about inhalents? I hope to God you and your friends werent huffing lighter fluid, because thats the dumbest thing Ive ever heard. Dumber than thinking that if you kill yourself in the name of Allah, therell be 77 virgins waiting for you.

[Big Calhoun]

It's possible that you smoked treated paper used in thermal printers. It doesn't use ink, but they'res all kinds of crap that go into making it. Keep some regular papers handy in the future.

[gjpop2000]

And whats this about inhalents? I hope to God you and your friends werent huffing lighter fluid, because thats the dumbest thing Ive ever heard. Dumber than thinking that if you kill yourself in the name of Allah, therell be 77 virgins waiting for you.

LMAO.

Alright, I'm curious. Do you really hallucinate off of smoking plastic?

[Tmar.aLL.DaYmar]

LMAO.

Alright, I'm curious. Do you really hallucinate off of smoking plastic?

only one way to find out..

[3rdEyeVision]

if you're taking allergy medications or anything that could play a big part in it

[MightyJoBong]

The lighter fluid was merely to put in the lighters to light stuff, you know fire? The only reason that I was telling my friends I was on it, because I was that parinoid and that bad that I must have been convinced no pot could bring this feelings. I'm sure it was one of the two laced or dank as shit!

[busteruk7]

well one time i got my ass locked up and spent 6 fucking long weeks in prison
i shared this cell with a smackhead and to be honest he was quite a laff
well he got some resin smuggled in on one of his visits and we were like cant wait till lockup tonight only to realise that we dident have one rizla between us we looked around the cell for something to roll it up with couldent find nothing
in the end he pressed the buzer and askes for the prisons holy guy
he turned up and he gave him a bible and said may the lord be with you and some shit we both said thankyou father with big grins on our faces
then he fucked off at about 10 mins after he left we both ripped a center page out of this bible rolled up a joint and stuck it down with the glue off one of our envelopes
it worked wonders and while we were blazing we were laffing our asses off saying shit like we have sinned
lol
cheers all

[BestTonicIsChronic]

Ive had that before where you think that your just playing a role in a movie and that you cant help, or change what is going to happen to you and during the high its just like a revolation goes off and your like its gonna happen one way or another. But you get sober the next day and your fine.