ha ha whitekat - you just broke your waiver!!!

Dudes please this is annoying me, much like having to explain to a child that there is no santa claus.

FOR FUCKS SAKE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC!
" " " " " " " " " SANTA CLAUS!
" " " " " " " " " TOOTH FAIRY!
" " " " " " " " " VIRGINS!