Microwave Fun!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CBsDankNugs]

i love how you guys bitch at me cuz i put an ipod in the microwave. yes i could have blown something up or killed my self but who the hell are you my mom?? theres the kid putting his cat in the microwave. you are a sick fuck putting your cat in the microwave.

CBsDankNugs Reviewed by CBsDankNugs on 05-16-2006. Microwave Fun!!!!!!!!!!!! ok so one time me and my friend had the idea of putting his brothers ipod in the microwave. it made soo much noise and sparked liked a motherfucker. it was like the fourth of july but in the microwave. the screen melted and so did the buttons. when we took it out it was completly fried. his brother kicked our asses but it was totally worth it. share your microwave experences with the rest of us anyone ever put weed in the microwave?? Rating: 5

[silasbotwin]

Holy shit some people here are sick assholes. Cats are the best animals on earth, why the fuck would you put one in a microwave? And if I were your parents I'd beat your ass and make you pay your brother the money to get a new iPod, along with grounding you for your whole fucking summer. you're a stupid prick. especially since the warranty doesnt cover that shit.

have a good one

Silas B.

[JunkYard]

I'm confused...

Did someone on these boards actually say they put their cat in the microwave? Who are you people talking to? Damn, some people are bold as badgers, but in the end, easily dismissed with a good stomp of a boot heel, lol!

[silasbotwin]

Yeah I wasnt meaning to directly piss off anyone on the forum, just whoever actually put their cat in their microwave. By "people here" i meant people on this thread.

[TheLion]

ok so one time me and my friend had the idea of putting his brothers ipod in the microwave. it made soo much noise and sparked liked a motherfucker. it was like the fourth of july but in the microwave. the screen melted and so did the buttons. when we took it out it was completly fried. his brother kicked our asses but it was totally worth it.

share your microwave experences with the rest of us

anyone ever put weed in the microwave??

Don't listen to 'em man, that's fuckin' badass.

[JunkYard]

Yeah I wasnt meaning to directly piss off anyone on the forum, just whoever actually put their cat in their microwave. By "people here" i meant people on this thread.

I don't think anyone on this thread put their cat in the micro, man. Pretty sick sh!t if they did. Now my brother 'said' that he and his friends did at a party, but I sincerely doubt they actually did it, lol! You know how teenagers talk sh!t!

Even so, I'm sure there have been a few cats fried that way./shrug

It just seemed that people were talking sh!t directly to people who aren't even on these boards, (As if they were) which would make it difficult for them to defend their actions.

Just seemed silly to me...No one's pissed my way, man. Just trying to clear things up!

[CaptainDankNuggets]

ur just plain old stupid

[da haze meister]

ok so one time me and my friend had the idea of putting his brothers ipod in the microwave. it made soo much noise and sparked liked a motherfucker. it was like the fourth of july but in the microwave. the screen melted and so did the buttons. when we took it out it was completly fried. his brother kicked our asses but it was totally worth it.

share your microwave experences with the rest of us

anyone ever put weed in the microwave??

you should have gotten your fucking ass whooped
god
if it would have been my iPod
i woulda probably gone home
got my piece
and shot you in the fucking face
must be a fucking rich kid or something
wasting a god damn ipod
momma should smacked some sense into you when you were a kid
instead of time out
you, sir, are a fucktard.


well i have done some funny shit, but never stupid or wasteful like what this fuckin cretin did.
me and my fam were in minnesota for my moms college reunion...
and fuckin me my dad and my uncle started just blowin shit up
not ours
from a junkyard
we wired up a TV with about 1 kilo of RDX (uncle was a mil demolitions expert)
lit the fuse
and ran like fucking hell
i was literally knocked on my ass
30 feet away
the blast shook me inside

then me and my cousins went outside
my uncle had schooled me well
so we took like 2 kilos of jellied RDX anfos shit and fuckin put it inside an industrial freezer
those fuckers wont EVER open
wired it up
shut it
and ran like fucking hell
we put it on a two minute fuse and went up on a hill
it was about 1 in the morning
the fuckin noise literally made my ears ring from 300 feet away
the fuckin freezer door didnt even open
the bottom just fuckin broke off
and the fucker shot like 50 feet into the air
and came back down in a flaming mess
the flash actually woke my parents up
turns up there was still refrigerant in the system of the freezer
like 10 liters of propane shit
that just fuckin went up
thats why the bottom came off
boy i got a whoopin for that one

but the animals thing is soooo sad
i would cry if someone did that in front of me
and believe me
im not no fuckin softie lol
and if someone did it to my dog
i would fuckin kill them

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

yes i could have blown something up or killed my self but who the hell are you my mom??

No, but looks like you still need yours to take care of you... oh, and just because it is'nt as bad as puting an animal in a microwave dos'nt mean its acceptable.

[Tmar.aLL.DaYmar]

Well, my brother and his friends put a cat in the micro-wave for a few seconds at a party, and I guess it kinda fried its brains, because they said it started walking sideways after. I don't know if this is true, but it sounds reasonable, yes?

Very cruel, though...

i died alittle inside after i read that.

and to the kid who microwaved his brothers ipod; unless he was the biggest asshole in the world (and even still) not cool man. grow up. that shits expensive