Your classification system is not very accurate, Psychadelic Man.

According to you - I'm a pothead because I smoke everyday and weed is a part of my life, much like a son or a first love would be. But you say that because I'm a pothead I should have had shitty grades and a general 'not-give-a-fuck attitude.

I have a MENSA-qualifying IQ of 146. I graduated from high school with high honours, and I have a degree from the University of South Africa.

I have studied the piano for 10 years now. I'm a qualified teacher (though I don't teach) I have a B.Mus degree from University and I have completed the entire syllabus of music from Grade 1 to Grade 8, theory and practical. I am currently doing two diplomas through correspondence - one in transportation and logistics through college, the other in basic philosophy through university. My ambition to learn will probably keep me in school for the next 10 years.

What category am I in now?