Recipe for Happiness

[daima]

Recipe for Happiness*


This recipe must not be used if you have commitments the day youâ??re using it.

Please enjoy this recipe at your leisure.

YOU WILL NEED

Good friends â?? one or twoâ?¦ Your best mates

A tablespoon

A bottle of Jack Danielâ??s

A small amount of pot

Short Rizlaâ??s â?? Whatever colour you prefer, I like blue or green.

A lighter

Amber Leaf tobacco

A stereo system and some of your favourite music (preferably chilled music, I recommend the Beatles.)


* This recipe is no substitute for being a happy person, use responsibly and when appropriate.







DIRECTIONS:

These directions are guidelines only, and is intended for all members of the occasion to partake in at once. Each person should:

1. Consume three desert spoons of Jack Danielâ??s Tennessee Whiskey at your leisure within half an hour.

2. Roll a standard tobacco roll-up but donâ??t lick the seal. Just have the tobacco ready and waiting inside the Rizla (preferably on an oak table).

3. Now add a pinch of finely ground pot to the tobacco, no more as this will make a â??spliffâ?� or â??jointâ?�, and finish the rolling process.

I recommend not using a roach, but itâ??s up to you.

4. Put the Beatles on quietly as background music and wait for the Jack Danielâ??s Tennessee Whiskey to settle.

5. Go somewhere you are allowed to smoke, if possible make this the room youâ??re gathering in.
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6. Smoke the roll-ups together (I advise sitting) and do so casually and socially.

7. Enjoy the evening, drinking Jack Danielâ??s Tennessee Whiskey at youâ??re pleasure.


The above are Guidelines only, each consumer is different and make require different quantities â?? tinker with it and youâ??ll figure it out.

These instructions are not intended for chavs, heavy drinkers, or Lee Greenwood.



PLEASE RESPECT THE LAWS OF YOUR LAND AND DO NOT BREAK THEM BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO, BUT IF YOU WANT TO THEN Iâ??M NOT SAYING DONâ??T.

My recipe for happiness is my Chihuahua, my kids, my grand kids, and my Martin and Fender Guitars, good food.. Anything else that makes me happy is a plus.

dai*ma:stoned: