aw man im sorry that sucks. uh. i cant really think of anything right now, but if u want a really really crude quick fix tehres always tinfoil, if your one of those tinfoil haters just know that its not going to kill you unless u directly light the foil for a long time and inhale the fumes, quickly cherrieing a bowl then hittin it probably wont kill u lol. but yea i was gona say, if you know of any glass stores or custom glass places (even if you doubt there is one near you, check the phonebook) theyll usually make you whatever you want for really cheap, fuck a bowl might even be free.