ok here is what u gotta dooooooooo:
1.tell him u got some weed for him in ur room

2.once he is in ur room hit him in the head with a fryin pan

3. tie him up

4.wake him up

5.smoke some ganja rite in front of him and go o yea this is some bomb ass shit rite here

6.git some gloves and a butter nife

7.put on the gloves and hold the butter nife in ur strong hand

8.proceed to cut off his nuts and dick while screamin u wanna talk shit behind my back now bitch??

9.shove his ooooown dick and balls in his mouth and say eat them and if u dont ill piss on ur face

10.after he has eatin his geniteelya piss on his face

11.pour salt on the spot wear his dick and balls usda be

12.stop takin advice from psycos like me, o and burn those gloves
Okay I'm all for kicking his ass. I dont know if you're joking meister but that totally painted a mental picture for me and I'm telling you it was not pleasant. Congrats on a wild/morbid imagination!