Quick, someone find the magnifying glass!!
I had a guy once, and it disapeared afterwards! horrendous. :O !
I thought "WTF!" Where the hell did it go?'
I laughed after, the only good thing, I felt sorry for him, I mean, how can they piss if they need tweezers to hold it? let alone find it.

I prefer fingers myself, more agile. The bigger the hands, the better ! Fit the boobs better too. Boobs, as opposed to tittys, mind.


Oh, and asses are outlets, not inlets, in case you're confused. Plz, no chocolate soldiers here!!