What's the difference between a nova full of chavs, and a porcupine?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a nova full of chavs and a three month old bucket of cum?
The nova has a sound system.

Chavs are complete and utter cunts, and I really hope that one day martial law is declared, because they're so fucking stupid they wouldn't stand a chance.

At halloween a few years ago I was hanging out with a few friends, just wandering around outside when a group of chavs appeared and started having a go. I think most of our group were girls, and so we just decided to leave, and started walking through the housing estate to where some of the guys in my year lived, when the chavs turned up again in cars. Luckily we'd already found a guy called Scott, cause the chavs drove up, and tried to drag two of the girls into the car but Scott kicked the door shut on one of the chavs and they drove off.

I guess that kinda highlights the fact that chavs are cowards too. As soon as anyone who could actually do some damage to them turned up, they pissed off.
psychopixi Reviewed by psychopixi on . even weed wont calm some chavs down Parties weed an chavs, if thers weed i would think chavs arent a problem cos ther mollow, but chavs arent stoners.... they arent relaxed an neva are.....if there caugh with weed theyer seen as part of weed subculure giving it a bad name by being antisocial priks, i just dont understand how even afta a fair amount they still manage to be angry i was amazed i offered one 2 share a J wid me an they got really angry, i was like calm down, even though hed just smoked solids he called me a hippy for Rating: 5