I was walking Emily home once, and I walked past some 12yr old chavs and they asked me if I could 'crash em a fag' (typical chav talk). I told them to fuck off and get a job, and all the could do was hurl abuse at me.
Fuckers. They should all be used as minesweepers in third world countries.

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I hate it how they can never have a one-on-one fight aswell. They always have to have a gang of them together, and if you do get the rare chance to have a fair fight, they go pull out a bloody kitchen knife or something. What happened to the days where two people just tore eachothers eyeballs out with their bare fingers?
Tom Swierzbinski Reviewed by Tom Swierzbinski on . even weed wont calm some chavs down Parties weed an chavs, if thers weed i would think chavs arent a problem cos ther mollow, but chavs arent stoners.... they arent relaxed an neva are.....if there caugh with weed theyer seen as part of weed subculure giving it a bad name by being antisocial priks, i just dont understand how even afta a fair amount they still manage to be angry i was amazed i offered one 2 share a J wid me an they got really angry, i was like calm down, even though hed just smoked solids he called me a hippy for Rating: 5