I was walking Emily home once, and I walked past some 12yr old chavs and they asked me if I could 'crash em a fag' (typical chav talk). I told them to fuck off and get a job, and all the could do was hurl abuse at me.
Fuckers. They should all be used as minesweepers in third world countries.

'FREE BIG MAC TO ALL SURVIVORS!'

I hate it how they can never have a one-on-one fight aswell. They always have to have a gang of them together, and if you do get the rare chance to have a fair fight, they go pull out a bloody kitchen knife or something. What happened to the days where two people just tore eachothers eyeballs out with their bare fingers?