Help me become better at pickin up tha ladies

[God v2.0]

By teaching me how to pick up chicks.




I work in a retail store selling books, there are some seriously fine chicks here (you thought that the hollywood stars looked good? well u should see the babes we got here. i saw a girl who looked like paris hilton, EXACTLY like paris hilton only she was a little thicker so she looked ALOT better.




anyways, i havent tried making conversations about books when they bring one up to pay for it, even if i know the book and have read it before and stuff. but thats because i dont want girls to think that im really into books, which im not, i read about as much as anybody else.

but this BEAUTIFUL girl came in yesterday asking if we were hiring, i almost begged my boss to hire her. but i was gonna try and be smooth like when she asked if we were hiring i would say well let me check *pulls out a sheet of paper and a pencil*
"lets see, any prior work experience in a bookstore?"


"okay then, are you single"

and see how it went from there. but i was really high so it may have been a bad idea.








damn im getting lonely or somethin

God v2.0 Reviewed by God v2.0 on 05-12-2006. Help me become better at pickin up tha ladies By teaching me how to pick up chicks. I work in a retail store selling books, there are some seriously fine chicks here (you thought that the hollywood stars looked good? well u should see the babes we got here. i saw a girl who looked like paris hilton, EXACTLY like paris hilton only she was a little thicker so she looked ALOT better. Rating: 5

[gin rummy]

i dont know man... i was kinda in the same situation you are. just having trouble talking to women. one day... i lucked out and ran in to the perfect girl .She came in to the store where i worked, looking very good. i notice that she was eye-raping me while browsing through the candy isle. The funny thing is that it was her that came on to me.After a few months of dating and fooling around, there is still pysical attraction along with the mental compatibility. And she still doesnt realize how much better she could do than me.She's pretty stuck on me for a reason i will never understand. So my advice to you is to hang in there man. women are something you find when you aren't really looking for them. But the odds are in your favor that eventually, it will happen. It is female psychology that they want you more if you act like you aren't desperate. but these are only my methods, just putting it out there for you.

[kush07]

Don't try to hard. The harder you try the more you push yourself away. Just try to sound and make casual conversation. As stated above, the odds are in your favor. There are more women in the world than men, plenty of fish in the sea as the old saying goes. Who knows, maybe your perfect wife is in China or something.

Happy Toking :rasta:

[RevolverBlaze]

talk to her witha buzz, you blush less, if at all, and can laugh easlily, unlike that fake 'heh heh' shit when your nervous. Next party I hit I'm going to be mingling a lot since I need to get some decent action lately anyway, and I miss having a girl say I love you now and then too.

[BobBong]

Lesson 1.

Don't pick chicks up at work..

how old are you?

[cannabis campbell]

one piece of advice

Be yourself thats all you need.

[BobBong]

Lesson 1.

Don't pick chicks up at work..

how old are you?

this isn't meant to be snide. I ask how old you are because if you're of age, why not go to a bar? or a club?...what exactly is it you need help with?

[mike jones]

that's funny, I wouldn't think that God would have trouble picking up chicks. and you'd think God v2.0 would be even better!

[RevolverBlaze]

Mike has a point, your the new L337 update right? show some skill

[God v2.0]

i have no problem getting girls to like me, i've always been good at that.


my problem is somewhere else