By teaching me how to pick up chicks.




I work in a retail store selling books, there are some seriously fine chicks here (you thought that the hollywood stars looked good? well u should see the babes we got here. i saw a girl who looked like paris hilton, EXACTLY like paris hilton only she was a little thicker so she looked ALOT better.




anyways, i havent tried making conversations about books when they bring one up to pay for it, even if i know the book and have read it before and stuff. but thats because i dont want girls to think that im really into books, which im not, i read about as much as anybody else.

but this BEAUTIFUL girl came in yesterday asking if we were hiring, i almost begged my boss to hire her. but i was gonna try and be smooth like when she asked if we were hiring i would say well let me check *pulls out a sheet of paper and a pencil*
"lets see, any prior work experience in a bookstore?"


"okay then, are you single"

and see how it went from there. but i was really high so it may have been a bad idea.








damn im getting lonely or somethin
God v2.0 Reviewed by God v2.0 on . Help me become better at pickin up tha ladies By teaching me how to pick up chicks. I work in a retail store selling books, there are some seriously fine chicks here (you thought that the hollywood stars looked good? well u should see the babes we got here. i saw a girl who looked like paris hilton, EXACTLY like paris hilton only she was a little thicker so she looked ALOT better. Rating: 5