Well if we had an honest government i would be pleases with troops on the border, but since we dont..

My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas
prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil
companies or not; to provide amnesty to
illegal immigrants or not, etc.

Since I have become jaded to the various solutions
proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club,
ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve the problems as
they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal
immigrant problems.

I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car.
They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas.