I just got ordained, lmao! (Reverand Junkyard)

[JunkYard]

Yup, you guys have to call me Rev now!

Who want to join my church?

http://www.ulc.net/

JunkYard Reviewed by JunkYard on 05-12-2006. I just got ordained, lmao! (Reverand Junkyard) Yup, you guys have to call me Rev now! Who want to join my church? :D http://www.ulc.net/ Rating: 5

[Euphoric]

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

that depends on your worship habits, your tolerance of the things you might not understand, and your outlook on reality.

[JunkYard]

that depends on your worship habits, your tolerance of the things you might not understand, and your outlook on reality.

Uhh, lets see...

O.k. we do everything 'exactly' like you, man!

Now, sell everything you own, and donate your earnings to my church!





:dance:

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

ok, but only if you ensure these things:


i have all the food i need to survive with, and i have all the weed i need to make clothes, plastics, and toke it up with the reverands and priestesses.


oh, and i have to live on your property so as to grow the weed and food.


you better have ACRES man!

[JunkYard]

Lmao, I love your mind, man! :thumbsup:

Welcome to The Church of JunkYard Saints!

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

hahahaha shibby-shibby.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

SAY!!! how would one go about becoming an ordained rastafarian minister?

[willystylle]

I'm Jesus, you know.

[JunkYard]

Jesus, would you like to join The Order of JunkYard Saints? No preaching allowed, and you must shower daily. Oh yeah, in order to become a member, you must also share your woman. I assume Mary Magdelin is available for my pleasure?