i am at a vision right now after a blunt...


how will i disipline my child?

hmm
if he smarts mouth me i will be like "Oh so you think your a pot head huh? you think you can with stand a blunt?" he`d be like dad i`ll kill u in smoking pot" I`ll be like "OH hell no,HONEY GRAB BUBBA" the wife brings out Bubba"The fattest bong the kid`s ever seen"an expensive glass zong about 4 feet high"andthen i say"Honey grab the bag"she gives me my stash of about 4 ounces i`m like your going to smoke this all by sunrise" and he says "I`m to baked to smoke again" I`ll be like "Well you talk shit to me like your a thug" "Smoke this now or i`ll kick you out and call the cops on your ass for being high" He smokes it all and doesnt make the deadline"I say honey bring out the sack"she brings out the duffle bag full of weed its actually maui wauii "And i say by noon i want this gone , i`ll be here and you will be here all day if you dont finish by noon" so he does it finally and he never talks back to me again

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