How do/would you discipline your child?

[OtterPop]

a spray bottle

if they get used to that, put a bit of jalepeno juice in it

OtterPop Reviewed by OtterPop on 05-11-2006. How do/would you discipline your child? For parents What do you do when your child has done something wrong? This question is also for those of you who do not have children but may in the future. How do you plan to discipline? Rating: 5

[Fengzi]

My little girl is in the "terrible two's" right now so I'm faced with this question several times a day. My wife and I pretty much follow MaryJaneintheCloset's method. A few warnings then a time out. My daughter spends a lot of time in the corner.

[Swizzy89304]

Id do what MJCloset does. Ive seen the TV programs where the nanny tells the parents what to do, and she always tells them to stick them in 'the naughty corner' for 5 minutes.
As for me, Id never face that dilemma. I think if I had kids Id end up doing a Jungle Book and sending it down a river in a basket.

[benagain]

Best thing I've seen for toddlers is a pop to the bad of the hand. Not hard, but it catches the kid off guard and they're quick to listen after that. Works like a charm. After they grow a bit and still want to fuck up, I'd go with taking shit away and stuff like that. Best rule of thumb may be to disregard anything anyone else thinks and do what works for you. At least that's what I think. You can't have someone in a book raise your kids by proxy. Just do whatever it takes to keep the kid in line.

[Big Calhoun]

LOL, my discipline was basically an appointment with a military school recruiter. They'd put them up for the weekend and invite them for dinner to tell us about the school. Funny thing is, my parents were drunkards and I ran everything. It was an idle threat...the house would have fallen apart without my sober ass.

As far as how I plan to discipline, they can do whatever. Life is about consequences and kids need to learn that concept. Touch the stove enough times when it's hot, you eventually know not to do that anymore...

[daima]

My dad always used to hit me

I use to tie my kids to a board and dip them in a tank with sharks, crocodiles, and vipers. I would pull them up right at the last second......except for lil jr. we do miss him but we are comforted in knowing that his being eaten helped feed a small crocodile family. Since that happened my others kids behaved like anglels. A small price to pay in order to keep the family in line. One less mouth to feed too

dai*ma:stoned:

[da haze meister]

no offense to time out ppl
that shit doesnt work
notice all the white kids in the suburbs
will call their moms hoes to their face
fuckin lack discipline
no straight up beatings
but whoopins on the ass
are the way to go

[dog420]

im pritty laid back, i dont need to hit them. They hate it when i shout at them, they prob prefure a smack tbh lol dunno why its not like im screaming my head off at them but....send them to their bedrooms works well for me. Then calling them down to tell me why they did wrong, and for the older one GROUND her from playing outside, she fucking hates that,,,oohhh yes thats all i need to do with that one lol

Peace and good luck canna. parents!

[FindingTim]

I am an only child and my parents just talk/ talked everything over with me. For instance, last week when I got caught stoned for the first time, my parents just sat down with me and talked about all the effects of smoking pot. We get along great and I am very pleased with how I was raised/ disciplined.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

lol, i am 14, and when i fuck up, i get my ass whooped on, wether it be my mom slapping me in the face repetedly (wether its coverd in poison oak or not!) till her hand can take it any more, or i start to bleed, or shell sick my brothers on me, both of them, 21, and 18. just to kick my little 14 year old ass because i ate the last cookie. bastards, or my dad, he`ll just smack me in my grill one time, boom, over. maybe do some screaming. other than that, i just get the daily threat of being put on the dr.phil show, or being sent away. dooo-dooo dooo, daaa-deeee. dont give a flyin fuck.