Quote Originally Posted by JunkYard
A saying my parents always used:

"I'll knock you into next week!"

I hated when they told me that....
Or 'I'll box your ears'





How about 'I went through the same thing when I was your age.'

WTF were my parents doing smoking bong butt-naked sitting in a garden chair next to the swimming pool at 3:00am while shouting profanities at the trees coz 'they're gonnna bust me'?????