Sayings You Think Suck

[lateralus]

you might grin and giggle but laugh out loud ? come on now (lol)

I laugh pretty hard at this site whenever I log in.

Here's one.

**** like a bitch. e.g., hurts like a bitch. I always ask how a bitch hurts.

"Could care less." Everyone says this, although they should be saying "couldn't", because if you could care less, you're implying that you care at all. DUH.

'Wicked'. What kind of U.K. shit is this.

'Beez knees'. Shut up.

I'll think of more.

[Swizzy89304]

I laugh pretty hard at this site whenever I log in.

Here's one.

**** like a bitch. e.g., hurts like a bitch. I always ask how a bitch hurts.

"Could care less." Everyone says this, although they should be saying "couldn't", because if you could care less, you're implying that you care at all. DUH.

'Wicked'. What kind of U.K. shit is this.

'Beez knees'. Shut up.

I'll think of more.

Wicked = general chav slang.

Oh, and theres a pub round the corner from me called the 'Beez Kneez'.

[lateralus]

ay datz wicket cool m8

[lateralus]

Wicked = general chav slang.

Oh, and theres a pub round the corner from me called the 'Beez Kneez'.

Just saw your avatar.

Ay yo, fat people are hard to kidnap
So if you're fat an' you're all in this bitch then grab ya nutsack
Fat bitches don't feel left out cuz you can grab one of these skinny bitches and knock her ass out
Chubby love, show a ninja some
Cause this fat motherfucker stay ready however they come
A hungry rapper, cannible lyricist
I got host of MC's like you inside my shit
Standing poolside with a t-shirt on
Unless I'm showering or fucking, my clothes stay on
I got double cheeseburgers chasing me in my sleep
And fine hoes checking me out but scared to speak
Off the chain, off the scale, I ain't watching no weight
I'm at the barbecue high as hell fixing my plate
XX to the X-L, hit me 3 times
Come correct with my burger and fries, the king sized

[bigdaddy420]

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

I also hate the line that follows it too. "Do you know how fast you were going?" :cursing:

[lateralus]

I also hate the line that follows it too. "Do you know how fast you were going?" :cursing:

Or "Why were you running around with no pants on?"

[Oneironaut]

"You fucker!"

That's not an insult, that's a compliment. If you really want to insult me, tell me that I don't get laid.

[JR77]

A Cup of Joe

I know everyone says this - but who the Hell is Joe and what does that have to do with coffee?

[flamingskullballs]

"my balls hurt cause i have gone for a week without sex"

you fuckin liar...humans are BUILT to fuck once a month...your balls hurt cause your a fuckin addict who cannot get any, so youy spend half your day jerkin it to your fathers magazines

[Oneironaut]

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

Not if you have AIDS, dumbass.