I once got stoned and was picking food from my teeth and I slipped as I was trying to get the stray particles of food, I thought my tooth had just come loose as I heard the "crack" associated with when any cartilage in ure head gets busted, and spent the next five minutes in quiet, slow rising panic, wobbling all my teeth to see if any were loose. Of course they weren't, but it was funny as fuck looking back on it. I don't know why people get so deterred by bad "trips", I find them humbling, even from alcohol. If you can't laugh at ureself after you wake up in a pool of ure own vomite, feeling like the life has just been sucked from ure brains out thru ure nose, only to fall upon attempting to rush to the toilet, then concede defeat by deciding to deal with the consequences of cleaning in the morning, and vomite where u lay. Then you need to take a pill and smoke a joint, because life deals much swifter kicks in the bollox than that. Like when ppl go in to bad acid trips, and talk about it like ''Ahhhh man I thought I was gonna die, I'm never taking that shit again, its evil" yeh but u didn't, rejoice!! bitch! don't you think its funny that a small vial of drugs can make you think ure gonna die, even though ure completely fine physically? Kind of makes you question all ure other judgement calls about ure health and shit don't you think? "Naaaa man, serious, I thought I was guna die!!!!!" and even then, you will never experience a more intense emotion, short of actually throwing caution to the wind and falling backwards off a sheer drop, now this will fuck you up.

Note: I do not condone, nor recommend the activity of falling backwards off a cliff, such activities are deemed dangerous and should only be attempted under the guidance, and supervision of professionals, failing that, you should only undergo said activities under extreme inebriation, as trying something like this sober is just stupid.