Prison sentence

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

they all are forced to wear the skimpiest clothing... the guards carry 2 foot black dildo's instead of night sticks, and their buckshot shotguns only hold loads of spermies... and once in awhile the guards silently kidnap one of the prisoners and take her to the pleasure hole where they violently fuck her in all holes with their dildo's, then to finish all off, they stand under 'The Sprayer' and pull the chain, and loads of whip cream fall from the ceiling, then they end up stripping then wrestling around for awhile.... and you can finish it from there..

yea we can dream can't we?

LMAO

MaryJaneintheCloset Reviewed by MaryJaneintheCloset on 05-11-2006. Prison sentence Anyone here every been to prison? (I Haven't, and i wouldn't want to but i've come close to it.) Im just curious because i want to know what your experience was like there. If you did how long did you go there for? what did you get sent down for? What were the routines there like did you have to be awake for a certain time every morning? Thanks, :thumbsup: Rating: 5

[kush07]

they all are forced to wear the skimpiest clothing... the guards carry 2 foot black dildo's instead of night sticks, and their buckshot shotguns only hold loads of spermies... and once in awhile the guards silently kidnap one of the prisoners and take her to the pleasure hole where they violently fuck her in all holes with their dildo's, then to finish all off, they stand under 'The Sprayer' and pull the chain, and loads of whip cream fall from the ceiling, then they end up stripping then wrestling around for awhile.... and you can finish it from there..

yea we can dream can't we?

LMAO (not trying to be like you MJ but thats about all I can say)

Happy Toking :rasta:

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

they all are forced to wear the skimpiest clothing... the guards carry 2 foot black dildo's instead of night sticks, and their buckshot shotguns only hold loads of spermies... and once in awhile the guards silently kidnap one of the prisoners and take her to the pleasure hole where they violently fuck her in all holes with their dildo's, then to finish all off, they stand under 'The Sprayer' and pull the chain, and loads of whip cream fall from the ceiling, then they end up stripping then wrestling around for awhile.... and you can finish it from there..

yea we can dream can't we?

LMAO

(what? it was funny!)

[LIP]

Do tell, LIP.

I've only spent 6 hours in the drunk tank in Florida. I was alone and it was boring. My friend's dad bailed me out and then I partied some more.

I dont like talking about it man, sorry. It's just i was an idiot when i got nicked, and i changed alot now. I used to be fucked on coke, owe about 10 grand and got myself in toruble with people i shouldnt have been...

Then i found the delights of home grown weed, and changed [ after i got out of the nick]

Anyways, happy to say im a law obiding man, who has a stable job, 2 nice houses and weed all the time

I love my life.

[lateralus]

they all are forced to wear the skimpiest clothing... the guards carry 2 foot black dildo's instead of night sticks, and their buckshot shotguns only hold loads of spermies... and once in awhile the guards silently kidnap one of the prisoners and take her to the pleasure hole where they violently fuck her in all holes with their dildo's, then to finish all off, they stand under 'The Sprayer' and pull the chain, and loads of whip cream fall from the ceiling, then they end up stripping then wrestling around for awhile.... and you can finish it from there..

yea we can dream can't we?

I was going to say "LMFAO", but then everyone else did, sooo..

Heh.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

no no, see, we all said LMAO, you included the F, therefore you were good to go!

[puffpuffand away]

i did time in prison, 1 year in nv, and 2 in ca... and a couple jail,s inbetween...county time is the hard time...
i had it goin on in prison...had a job, and my hussel,s...went 2 the gym alot...
u dont rush 2 get in 2 any food line,s, ud get ur ass kicked if u did...
we had comisary, and could have quarterly package,s sent in...
we had 2 b up and goin by 7am, the 2 chow, then off 2 work...get off, take a shower,and get ready 4 dinner...there was day room,s but have ur own tv was the best...stay 2 urself and pick ur friend,s wisely...dont let them pick u...mind ur own business...it,s pretty well segragated...but we did mix company...there were people that did show,s of different kind,s come in now and the, and we had church if u wanted 2 go...i had a wat is called a free world boss(electrition)...i got 2 go out side the prison 2 work with him...so i had more freedom than most...i never got locked down, cas i minded my own...

[puffpuffand away]

they all are forced to wear the skimpiest clothing... the guards carry 2 foot black dildo's instead of night sticks, and their buckshot shotguns only hold loads of spermies... and once in awhile the guards silently kidnap one of the prisoners and take her to the pleasure hole where they violently fuck her in all holes with their dildo's, then to finish all off, they stand under 'The Sprayer' and pull the chain, and loads of whip cream fall from the ceiling, then they end up stripping then wrestling around for awhile.... and you can finish it from there..

yea we can dream can't we?

this is sick...only a child,s mind

[JunkYard]

Not sick, man!

Bloody BRILLIANT! (Except for the violent rape part)

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

this is sick...only a child,s mind

PRUDE! GO AWAY!.