Prison sentence

[lateralus]

Actually, I was in a program not unlike Scared Straight when I was sixteen. It was part of an eight week program at the local police department, and I had to attend or be put on probation.

I hadn't had any sleep the night before, and one of the people there kept asking if I'd taken any drugs before coming.

lateralus Reviewed by lateralus on 05-11-2006. Prison sentence Anyone here every been to prison? (I Haven't, and i wouldn't want to but i've come close to it.) Im just curious because i want to know what your experience was like there. If you did how long did you go there for? what did you get sent down for? What were the routines there like did you have to be awake for a certain time every morning? Thanks, :thumbsup: Rating: 5

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

on a side note; sitcoms those episodes with jail. how come every time they have an episode with jail they try to run that gay rape thing. that doesnt happen in jail, it happens in prison. yea you gonna get raped in central booking hahahahaha

yeah, no shit! jail is like elementry school! it smells like it too! bad caffeteria lunches even im guessing!


i've only been in jail for 12 hours, but it's deffenitely not like how it's depected on TV. TV is just a big box of stupid, created solely to reduce IQ and entertain stupid people, except cartoons, those have moral fiber and the stupid gets let off easy cuz it's not real people in stupid situations, which SHOULD be enough of an indicater to tell you that it was stupid.

unlike sitcoms wich fool the idiotic masses into thinking that's NORMAL.

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

I closest I came to going to prison was watching The Green Mile.

You make me laugh...

[cannabis campbell]

Lmfao i love reading your posts when your stoned MJ

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

Lmfao i love reading your posts when your stoned MJ

Cannabis, I love that you love reading my stoned posts!

[cannabis campbell]

Lmao you make me laugh .

[king kong bong]

alright alright lets not go sucking each others dicks quite yet.

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

I don't have a penis.

[OtterPop]

i always wondered what a womens prison was like.....

[slipknotpsycho]

they all are forced to wear the skimpiest clothing... the guards carry 2 foot black dildo's instead of night sticks, and their buckshot shotguns only hold loads of spermies... and once in awhile the guards silently kidnap one of the prisoners and take her to the pleasure hole where they violently fuck her in all holes with their dildo's, then to finish all off, they stand under 'The Sprayer' and pull the chain, and loads of whip cream fall from the ceiling, then they end up stripping then wrestling around for awhile.... and you can finish it from there..

yea we can dream can't we?