I thought the thread was about a girl with boobs of a man :-)
kinda like scary movie when the chick showed her hairy man chest out the window. well sorry to hear about your knockers :-) you could have got a job at Hooters lol
chicks get surgery for bigger boobs but you had them removed
maybe you could have had them transferred :-)
the Beach? did you wear a top???
but hope ya heal up normal bro