i read an article about crack dealers putting crack rocks in hot dogs and just selling it from a hot dog cart on the street. dont know if it was true, but it made me laugh.

"I want a hot dog"
"That will be $25 please"
"$25 for a freaking hot dog?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!'
"Cracka please, this is a 5 dog with a 20 rock."
"YAY FOR CRACK" shouts Crack Jack and Jill