Quote Originally Posted by king kong bong
i will give him all my conspiracy books and teach him to handle weapons.
That reminds me, you didn't happen to hear about the guy who broke into Nasa's network did you?

Alright, this guy is 40 years old, unemployed, stoner, ex system-administrator conspiracy theorist living in the U.K.. He hacks into the NASA computer network because he believes NASA has been researching anti-gravity aircraft, and is witholding it from the public, and thus slowing down the world's technological progress. He wanders around the network for weeks, when one day the F.B.I. or something finds out and arrests him. People asked him what he saw in the network, and he responds something like "I don't know, I was smoking a lot of weed at that time." True story.