Hah! This brings back memories

I went to the carnival with my friend 2 years ago, I rolled 4 joints and put 2 inside each sock, lying up against the inside of my leg.

We went in and security decided to do a random check on us (just my luck!) They took us into a little room and starting patting me all over when one of the woman pointed to the floor and said to me 'Excuse me, that's actually just fallen out of your shoe'
I looked down at the ground and one of my spliffs was lying there! To make things worse the carpet was dark blue so it was really noticeable!

She was like, 'ok we'll have to do a full body search now' Now, I had 3 more joints inside my sock and 2 E pills inside a metal stash tin, tucked inside my jacket so basically, I was fucked.
I dont know how, but she never found the other joints when she was feeling round my ankles, but then she brought out the metal detector and ran it all over my body.
I was shitting myself because of the metal stash tin with the 2 E pills in it and about 1/8th of weed.
Sure enough, the metal detector went off when she ran it over my chest but she must have thought it was the metal zipper on my jacket because she never asked me to open it. SO they never found the other drugs on me

Anyway, at the end she said - 'either you can take your joint back but you have to leave, or we keep the joint and you can go into the carnival'
So we let her keep it and went inside, but security was watching us the whole time and I had to go into the ladies toilets to plant the rest of the drugs more carefully
Very close call.

Dont even know why I took those joints in, its shit being high and paranoid on scary rides!