Surprised no one has mentioned some good stoner movie quotes:

Cheech and Chong:
Cheech-"Hey man, how's my driving?"
Chong-"Man, I think we're parked."

Half Baked:
Dave Chapelle- "Mary Jane, being with you these past years has been wonderful. Your not like most women, your consistent."

I will think of more later.


Happy Toking :rasta:
kush07 Reviewed by kush07 on . Post your fav. movie quotes This has no doubt been done before, then again, most threads probably have..... Anyway, here goes - Trainspotting - RENTON: I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the fucking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete Rating: 5